So I got a lot of responses to my last post on the 39 Reasons I'd Rather Be 40, but this one came directly to me via my good friend Cathleen (yes, of the smokin' hot math teacher, Cathleen). She is having a little too much fun with my misery but this is one thing that she did today that truly made me laugh and not want to throw a stapler at her.
Enjoy!
There are positives sides to being 40!
1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. Things you buy now won't wear out.
7. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into
the room.
14. You sing along with elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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